Lawn of Nom - Lance Icarus

I guess that's one way to get rid of a Christmas tree. You could also get rid of an unwanted cow that way. I also must know what is in that chest. Dizzy just added that in there, so I have no idea what's there. Is it potions? A tough cape? A mimic? WHAT COULD IT BE?!

Speaking of randomly taking stuff, I've been playing Fallout 3. What is it about the games that Bethesda Game Studios makes that makes me want to steal everything. All of it. If it isn't nailed down or just painted on scenery, I will take it. Dizzy summed it up best saying that no matter how saintly his character is, he'll never be able to resist the temptation of unattended dinners, much like Goldilocks.

I've also been spending some quality time in the town of Santa Destroy. What is it about this game that keeps me doing things like fill gas tanks and decapitating men wearing bags over their heads? I think it has to do with the fact that it mixes lightsaber combat with pro wrestling moves. I have yet to get sick of nailing a guy with a belly to belly suplex, which ends with the "beam katana" falling down from the sky and impaling my foe. This man has my fantasy fighting style. I can't wait for the sequel, which reminds me that I need to get a reservation on it post haste.

I hope you all had a great New Year and I can't wait to put out a whole new year's worth of +1 Comics. See you next week!

-Lance Icarus