They Call Him Newt
Can't Beat My 'Zard - Lance Icarus
Herman Cain recently had his goodbye speech where parts were taken directly from the movie "Pokemon 2000," something that comedian John Stewart totally destroyed him for. It's sad though, I liked Herman Cain. Sure he had a problem keeping his hands to himself, but between the movie quote and his "999 tax plan" taken from Simcity it seemed like the first true nerd candidate was showing himself. Well, I guess I could always hope the next frontrunner picks up where Cain left off.
This holiday season has been absolutely brutal for people's free time. How can anyone get any work done when there's so many games that need finishing? Well, now with the shopping nearing complete and a little over half of the game list back on the shelf, work can come back to the comic itself. I'm sorry for being lazy. Lazy and distracted.
That's all this week. Come back next time for...wait...in the John Stewart video. The Mewtwo quote is from Pokemon: The First Movie, not Pokemon 2000! Stewart's a total phony! Man, I'd be so mad if I wasn't so depressed that I had watched both of them!
-Lance Icarus (email@example.com)
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