Imagine There's No Crappy Games - Lance Icarus

Okay, I'll admit it. I haven't played Medal of Honor yet and I don't really plan on doing so. I get burned a lot in these games. They aren't really difficult (especially since the advent of regenerating health) and they are BORING. Usually the first level is super fun and incredibly epic, like Medal of Honor: Rising Sun's Pearl Harbor level. After that, you get sent into some bland jungle full of brown textures (including trees) and attempt to shoot your way through huge waves of enemy combatants who all seem to share the same player model. These games always start out big but always leave me disappointed. From what I hear this newest Medal of Honor is the same way, so I will choose to hide in my spider hole and let it pass by harmlessly.

With that said, I cannot wait to pick up Kirby's Epic Yarn. Does that make me a sissy? Let me know while I'm pulling King Dedede's plan apart at the seams. I don't apologize for that pun.