Created Wrestler Abuse
His Big Break - Lance Icarus
I have a proud tradition of creating a guy named Sniper, an immense creature who in real life would never be able to be vertical without the use of a pulley system, every year in WWE '12. Some would call it abuse, I prefer to think of it as an experiment in the structurial integrity of bones.
I've covered our cycle with WWE games in a previous comic and our current stage is "Shut up and take my money!" This year it's a little different since they are marketing a total overall in how things are run, including things like new engines and entirely new approaches to staple modes. It seems to be paying off with the fan favorite Road to Wrestlemania mode being one huge story instead of 6 smaller ones and the new engine being a bit more seamless than the last one. I'm also looking forward to changing WWE Superstars into the Z! True Long Island Story arena. Zack Ryder will still never get a shot at the world title there either.
That's all for this week. I'll see you next time!
-Lance Icarus (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Seattle Center Exhibiton Hall